A new page will be coming soon to The Deck web site.
If you like watching movies your going to love this.
Director Gerry and Associate Director Ryan
Are going to offer up their version of Ebert and Roeper.
Be sure to check back
Unbelievable Math Problem
Here is a math trick so unbelievable
that it will stump you. Personally I would like to
know who came up with this and why that person is not
running the country.
Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in
your Head)
1. Key in the first three digits of your phone number
(NOT the Area code...)
2. Multiply by 80
3. Add 1
4. Multiply by 250
5. Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number
6. Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number
again.
7. Subtract 250
8. Divide number by 2
Do you recognize the answer ??
Message Board
We have a new
message
board this year. There were several problems with the
board last year but we have that all fixed now.
To help keep out the riff-raff you have to register to post a
message. Don't worry, it's free and instant to register.
Use Google to Search the Web
"Beer" Music Video - Reel Big Fish
Jesus and A Few Beers
An Australian, an Irishman and
a Newfie are in a bar. They're staring at another man,
suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they
send him over a pint Of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and
a Bottle of Molson Canadian.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men,
and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After
he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it,
thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the
Irishman gives a cry of amazement, "My God! The
arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a
miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for
the lager. As he let's go, the man's eyes widen in
shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life
is completely gone! It's a miracle."
Jesus then approaches the Newfie who knocks over a chair
and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God.
What's wrong my son?" asked Jesus.
The Newfie shouts, "Get lost, I'm on workers
compensation."
The Gold Rush Cycling Club
Our local biking club is starting up again. Kudos' to
all those volunteering their time to get it up and running.
If you have some time drop by the
Gold Rush Cycling website and see what's up.
Birthday Wishes
Once again this year we'd like to pass along birthday wishes
to any of our Deck friends.
If you know someone having celebrating,
send us their picture
and we'll post it here.
True to Life
An unhappy wife was complaining
about her husband Director Kyle spending all his free
time on The Deck, so one night he took her along with
him.
"What'll you have?" Director Kyle asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she
replied.
So, Director Kyle grabbed a couple of Heinekens and
threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then
took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
"Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know
how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried Director Kyle. "And you
think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
